Respondent stands convicted of crimes that demonstrate his unfitness to practice law. His criminal behavior is not only socially unacceptable, but is an affront to the judicial branch of government and the legal profession. Such conduct can do nothing other than to undermine public confidence and trust in the dignity and integrity of the judiciary and the legal profession.

The judge, who entertained himself while presiding over capital murder prosecutions, saw his pneumatic proceedings came to an end after a police officer heard the pump’s distinctive signature during a case, and photographed the device during a recess. The Oklahoma Supreme Court’s opinion emphasized there were four separate incidents of indecent exposure, all in the same courthouse.  This is not just what lawyers call a “crime involving moral turpitude,” it’s revolting. (Does it run in the profession? See Cross-Dressing Bankruptcy Judge Lands at Boston Law Firm | ABA Journal). Humans are sexual beings, but there is indeed a time and a place for everything, including penis pumps. Just ask Austin Powers.